on fire today sir
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20 years of construction work - met two women working in the trades.
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Well in my house, someone has to deal with eight legged freaks and I promise you it won't be me. Guess I'd better keep my man around.
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It doesn't have to be male. I would be happy to dokind spider removal in my street for free.
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Yes, but can you go up on my roof in 100 degree heat to remove a dead bird that was stinking up the yard? My man did. And he did it for free.
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Yes, I would do that sort of thing.
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Just because you get rejected by 70% of men doesn't mean they're superfluous. Men are more than sperm donors you know.
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'I want the couch over there'
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Hey watch out for all that bulls hit over there Stefan
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Dear Capekness, Zing! Signed, A Friend
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There is a really easy answer to your ovarian gordian knot. IVF.
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Because you ran out of superfluous?
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That's a good thing. Maybe one day they will realize Stefan isn't speaking to them.
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I think she has that backwards.
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But we love them. All of the males in my life are heaven sent angels.
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Is it ok to know we need each other to survive. Some are good at this , and some are good at that. Isn’t ok to know your limitations and except help when needed? I need my husband and he needs me. Is that ok?
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