Today I learned that only the top 5% of women work, drink wine, or read books. Astonishing! I had no idea that these were such high-end activities!
These are activities for the top 5% of women – what does everyone else do?https://twitter.com/MartinRemains/status/1157272551057502208 …
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We must defend the rich cultural heritage of western civilization from rarefied elitists who (checks notes)... read.
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Or knit. Knitting is the downfall of civilization, I guess.
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You know, when you put it that way, it makes me want to break out my yarn again. What about crochet? Can I still bring about the downfall of civilization with that, or will I just summon demons like usual?
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You will have to content yourself with being in only the top 10% of women, I guess.
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I mean, I feel like we're working without an adequate definition of "top" here. Are we talking dominatrix? Or something else?
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WOW! Every woman I know must be in the top five percent!
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Now do “work” and “read books.”
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Hopefully someone who thinks it had value to the world. I’d be awfully sad if my work was so meaningless that the only people who cared were family trying to humor me.
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(Also, Jesus, the last thing I want when I’m dying in the hospital is people standing around watching and trying to have emotions at me. Leave me the hell alone, it’s a death not a stand-up act.)
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Leaving aside the bizarre top 5% bs, here's more stuff to do: make friends, maintain friendships, learn new skills, practice old skills, eat delicious food, volunteer, dance, grow plants, drink loads of beer, brew beer, play video games, play board games, write computer programs.
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Watch reality tv and wish they'd married older and richer so they could get child support when their marriage cratered?
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Sweeet, I just started rock climbing. Top 5%, here I come!
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Complain.
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I think it's only 5% of women who don't regret remaining childless.
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I do all those things but I knit things for my kids not gifts for my nieces and nephews.
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