Claw wordlessly at the windows of the local soft play centre like the ghost of a Victorian orphan.
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Now THAT’S a comeback!
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what are you going to do since your wife left you lmao
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yawn fake news
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stefan have you ever read the work of güzlin ondieze
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i love him/her almost as much as i love gharr-glynn ønmai
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Definitely not have sex with you, if that’s what you’re asking
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My dude, I know what I look like.
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Out of his league
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Whatever the hell I want.
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of all the hot takes i have seen, "if you don't have kids you will have too much time to fulfill your dreams" is a new one
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LOOK, EVERYBODY, I'm in the top 5% of women!pic.twitter.com/iDgdGIEZuc
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Only 5% of women work. Who knew?
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The rest of us are building the guillotine.
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That IS work. I swear, people devalue women’s work EVEN when it’s in the guillotine industry.
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What would a man do without "family"?
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I am 80 and I have gotten along fine without family. It's interesting that the stereotypical Republican views women only as "baby vending machines." If they can't make babies, they are apparently useless.
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Ugh I wish I was a vending machine. Those things get paid well and have all the snacks

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Bahahahahahahaha! Gold.
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