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Sperm contains antidepressants that keep women happy. Married women have much more sex. Unmarried middle-aged women get depressed in part because...
Sperm contains “many mood-elevating compounds: endorphins, estrone, prolactin, oxytocin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone, and serotonin.”https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201101/attention-ladies-semen-is-antidepressant …
The good news is unmarried middle aged women have aisle 12 at the local supermarket.pic.twitter.com/iXYn5BZ04R
I will try this as a pick-up line.
The hookers will still charge you and the nice girls will still say no.
Zing? I’m not sure I get the joke and I was obviously being facetious.
No zing on you. Zing on the one-liner. Relax. Imagine a woman 1-liner: "I'm depressed".
Explain your divorce kiddo
I just had the greatest business idea...
I'd like to sign up as a supplier.
Could you be any creepier?
Sperm is great for skin as well due to all the protein it contains. Apparently.
Lol that apparently made me chuckle
"My wife is exstatic I tell ya', happy as a clam, we agreed to try to quit smoking by only having 1 after sex. I haven't had 1 in years, my wife...3 .. 4 packs a day." Rodney Dangerfield Redux
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