I always try to tell that kind of gag in the car and always hear back from my passengers "THAT'S NOT A DAD JOKE!" 
I remember applying for a job at a bowling alley once, and laughing at one of the job requirements: “waxing balls.” Quite a new world we’ve got going on here.
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Did u get the job
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OMG you are so funny!
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Wax spherical.
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Putting aside any obvious bald jokes, the evident work ethic of millennials and the new crop of kids.... yikes. I remember wanting Paperboy for the NES. My best friend and I shoveled driveways for cash. I worked over six hundred overtime hours last year. Got my mind on my $...
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If you're saying you have experience waxing balls I've heard theres a certain someone looking for some help. Lol
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It's like when you get hired at KFC, you get to spend all day with breasts and legs.
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Given what has been going on with waxing shops and human rights abuse claims lately....
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I remember flipping through a magazine at a liquor store and seeing -----s with ----s for the first time. Little did I imagine that forty years later applying the correct pronouns to those pendulous beings with teats would become the highest moral value of Western civilization.
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No you just send them to the nearest salon
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