I can only imagine the engagement ring he would’ve gotten
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He sounds very intelligent and wise. Canny enough to use plastic bags, and very smart to never make the mistake of getting married.
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"He never married." The way women and society are today, he was smart. Hat's off to him.
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In Sweden plastic bags are called polish portfolios.
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The last sentence got me.
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Don’t and save your money tbh
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Damn, and all I have are some leftover bags from Chinese takeout...I'm definitely not going to impress with my work smelling like wontons and chicken chow mein..
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