And then falls asleep@in his mashed taters
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Most men of his age and intellect live in a home with a mildly confusing code lock preventing their exit and are no longer allowed at family dinners.
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No he’s the uncle you invite to make sure he stays out of trouble
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...and asks at least two family members to pull his finger.
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He kills mobs of dissenters at protests. He was just born in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hopefully.
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If he was really angry....
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"Hey grandpa could you pass the s-" "WE NEED FREE COLLEGE... fREE wEED... WEED COLLEGE... tAxes..mm....."
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