Women make great housekeepers, every time she leaves me she keeps my house.
A wife is like a hand grenade. If the ring comes off, you can say good bye to your house.
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And possibly cars and kids.
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Problem is, over 70% of the time, she is taking off the ring...
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LOL :D Well, me and my wife are both laughing at the same joke that is quite exceptional
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Also Stefan: "Why are men giving up on marriage?"
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Is that why we call'em house-wife?
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I've yet to see a hand grenade capable of destroying a house.
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This just in from the Dept of missed points.
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Also, your buddy diving on top isn't going to save you.
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true, i moved and she kept it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Great selling point for marriage there Stef
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What if said wife is the major bread winner?
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I was really lucky for 59 years. It was truly love at 1st sight--I proposed on first date and she said yes. I never knew from year to year where we were going to live next--Asia, Europe, or USA. She did not think she'd like Asia, but once there..loved it.
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