Doctor : you'll soon be at peace Patient: omg I'm dying Doctor: no your wife is
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Sitting death watch with my terminally ill daughter. She showed me your tweet chuckling. Thank you.
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Electrician walks into intensive care room looks at all the folks hooked up to the machines and says. Everyone take deep breath I need to change the fuses.
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That would make a good short story. Oh. Well.... okay. Well done.
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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Patient: Do tell. Doctor: You're dying. Patient: And what's the good news? Doctor: You're also suffering from dementia so you won't remember this.
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Too old.
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...acht
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Just recovered from quite a serious illness. Went to my doctor for the follow up. He said...."You are boringly healthy" I took that as a positive

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Doctor is Killer
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...ouch
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Sorry, that joke makes zero sense.
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That's black gallows humour.
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Love it!
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nice one dad
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