Got on stage at a strip club and stripped for the strippers. I left with more money than I arrived with.
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This should be a promotional for one of your programs
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Join the Army.
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I once ate a worm for $5 as a kid
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I married, but that's more like a long term investment.
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Delivered a baby
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a friend hated my shoulder-length hair so much he offered me 100 dollars to cut it, with the only stipulation being that I not donate it to locks of love so that there would be absolutely no chance he’d ever see it again.
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That’s a easy question!
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I had a job, once.
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Oh i thought this was going to be really interesting
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Stuck my hand down a shithouse to get keys cost my cousin 20 bucks gross but I survived
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woke up, and went to a strange place...for money
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Joined the army. One does not get an appreciation for how many cigarette butts a junior enlisted soldier has to pick up, nor other banal acts of mind numbing repetition.
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