Peak decadence "no one carries almond milk" The horror!
Haha Sally Goldenberg finds dirt roads “terrifying.”https://twitter.com/SallyGold/status/1129622489871638528 …
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Horrifying possibility that you can't get quinoa in Des Moines Walmart.
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Except that one can.
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Brilliant. I had already looked them up and found that there are two of them. I admit taking a prejudiced potshot in the dark. I've never been within 3000 miles of Iowa!
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This is why the people of the midwest and southern USA often despise coastal liberals. Their disdain for something about which they know nothing is palpable and their arrogance is exhausting; we get tired of their smarmy, snarky abuse and condescension.
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Lived on dirt roads most of my life. Wouldn’t change that for any other way of living.
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She's deservedly getting roasted better than a delicious ear of Iowa sweet corn.
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I would be devastated by the shortage of almond milk. How can people possibly live there?
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They found a way around that by milking cows.
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aww, she doesn't have access to her precious almond milk :/
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I find them soothing. And by the way, who the hell is Sally Goldenberg?
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Try Montreal roads (and no relation).
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...No one carries ALMOND MILK? How do they LIVE without this thing that has been a trend for about 7 years?!
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Her adjectives must have those well-informed Iowans thrilled she’s there.
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WHAT is so scary about driving on dirt roads for goodness sake? (>>>Spoken by someone who lived on a farm). What a silly twit she is
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If she wants the ghetto experience, come to Davenport, we have it in spades!
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