“I didn’t suggest to, honour vibrant. It became only for cod. I’m sorry.” i’m trying to explain to my daughter why this is one of the most famous novels in the English language... She’s not even sure if it’s language. We’re laughing hysterically.
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Chickens can fly sort of .... we had one that was a real escapee.https://youtu.be/FT89-oG_BNM
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They do, actually. That's why they like to sleep in trees if you don't coop them up at night. They don't fly well, admittedly.
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Well he is drunk.
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Also, “a heavy chicken flying low into the gravy mild” would also be a tastier sentiment.
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Is this Finnegan’s Wake
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They kind of fly. Enough to get over the fences if you don't clip the wings. It doesn't exactly inspire visions of soaring eagles, though.
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Chickens not only fly, they also drive, ride bikes, write books, work at McDonald's, and sometimes they write stupid, pointlessly contrary shit on Twitter for no real reason

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Sorry, I doubt anyone has ever seen a chicken on the wing maintain a constant altitude for 10 minutes without a cyclonic headwind.
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Actually chicken can fly
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