Here’s how to have some hysterical fun with your kids:
Read them the opening pages of James Joyce’s “A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man” and demand that they tell you what is going on.
Just did this, we laughed until our sides hurt! 
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Portrait of the Artist as Young Man.
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Joyce's stuff reads like he was high as a kite when he wrote it.
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They grow up so fast
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