U high bruv?
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Happy 4-20 to you too!
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Ahhhhhhhh
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I was hitch-hiking and got picked up by a car transport rig. There were 10 of us, we each had our own cars. Truck driver was nailed for speeding, we all got tickets...Stephen Wright
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I had some great Mexican food for lunch, and I wanted to tweet about it. So I rolled up on my favorite side....
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stop
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I needed that! I was taking life way too seriously today.
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Did they become "star crossed lovers" afterwards?
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That was week
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Was King Solomon involved in the robbery? Wait, that was even worse than the original joke...
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I take the leap year's extra day.
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