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My daughter and I are in hysterics - what would be said on the world’s WORST relaxation tape? - There is a clown at the foot of your bed... - Bitcoin has just gone to zero... - Hillary Clinton is leaning over you... - You really really need to pee... - You smell smoke... Yours?
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Hi, I work for the government and I'm here to help...
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I'm from the government and I'm here to help you
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- welcome to the state mandated audio relaxation tape.
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Global cooling is real, I am going to take your blanket now.
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Encore! Encore!
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MAGA = follow.
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Hillary Clinton is President
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- It doesn't really matter if we have no more anesthetic, the leg must come off...
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PewDiePiw sub count goes to zero
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joe biden's at the window
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Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? And this...is a recording of the night you were conceived. ....Here's Johnny!!! (jack Nicholson version) Janice from Friends reading you a bed time story.
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I spit my coffee on the “Janice” one
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- They cancelled Firefly... wait, what?!
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Too soon :/
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