At marriage counseling, the therapist asked us: “What brings you here today?” My wife replied, “My husband is impossible to live with – he’s so literal!” I said: “My truck.”
-
-
I think I can handle a couple more...



I'm ready. Bring it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.










