Stefan Molyneux on Twitter: "My wife went into labour, crying out: “Wouldn’t, shouldn’t, isn’t won’t, can’t...” The doctor comforted her, saying “Don’t worry, those are just contractions.”"

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1. The Locke‏ @Lockey_Gamer Apr 11
  
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  Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field.
  
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1. Eric D. Légaré PPC‏ @EricDLegare Apr 11
  
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  Sorry, but Dad jokes are the best pic.twitter.com/Hk7hCj8bL4
  
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1. Jacob‏ @PragmaStrict Apr 11
  
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  I’m looking forward to Stefan’s BIg Book of Dad Jokes. Don’t call it a coffeetable book. It’s about jokes, not coffeetables.
  
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1. YamIhere? ‏ @YIhere Apr 11
  
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  A priest, a rabbi, a penguin and a hooker walk into a bar. The bartender looks up from his newspaper and asks, 'What is this? A joke?'
  
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1. Zamster ‏ @zamster201 Apr 11
  
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  I don't want to encourage this type of behavior
  
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1. Garrett Gailitis‏ @ggailitis Apr 12
  
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  I know that after listening to you IQ is a huge determination in people’s station in life but dad jokes are the universal playing field that we can all embarrass our kids on. I tip my hat to you sir.
  
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1. Karry‏ @kmrowe1 Apr 11
  
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  Womp womp
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1. Teresa - From Deep in the of Texas‏ @Teresa47512371 Apr 11
  
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  Boo
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1. Dee Jagge‏ @JaggeGm Apr 11
  
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  Hardy har har ; )
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1. ETHYL TRIPTAMINE‏ @EthylTriptamine Apr 12
  
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1. Mollie Iona‏ @vickiethegoat Apr 11
  
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1. Georg Felis‏ @georgfelis Apr 11
  
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  She was in the hospital a week earlier shouting "Ain't! Ain't!" but those turned out to be false contractions...
  
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1. Not in a Blue Moon‏ @notinabluemoon Apr 11
  
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  Lol
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1. Jayne -bird‏ @JaynenotJanie Apr 11
  
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  you do realize, when she goes into transition, she will kill you....And anyone who laughed...
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1. CrustyB‏ @cburgerhead Apr 11
  
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  Does the Mute feature have a timer?
  
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