Dear god...... Make him stop
MAKE HIM STOP!!!!
I. CAN'T. TAKE. ANOTHER. DAD. JOKE!











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Brace yourself, it’s family joke night
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I think I can handle a couple more...



I'm ready. Bring it.
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I wouldn't even call that one a dad joke.
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Exactly! It's too good to be a dad joke.
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There is not a damn thing wrong with being literal. That is the purpose of language.
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Funny, but don’t give up the day job...
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Ever felt like throwing your phone away? I tried one time, but I forgot I installed a boomerang app and it just came right back to me!
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Dad jokes
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