What is this, Father's day?
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The left has George Takei. We deserve our own Master of Dad Jokes.
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I see you found the Jim Beam :-)
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I find their ideas very two-dimensional.
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Harry Plotter and The Graph Paper
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The Axis of Evil
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Stahhhp!
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Cease thy heresy
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How bout those that never touch the redline on lined paper when beginning a new line?
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Always engineering a plot.
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The hardest part of eating vegetables? The wheel chair.
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These are jokes you're finding on Popsicle sticks, aren't they?
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Plotting total world domination, maybe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJYmyYzuTa8 …
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The y-axis of evil.
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