Stefan Molyneux on Twitter: "Why does Cinderella suck at soccer? Because she runs away from the ball."

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1. Oblib Sniggab‏ @OblibSniggab Apr 11
  
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  LOL dad jokes
  
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1. Without Eyes‏ @WithoutHisEyes Apr 11
  
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  What did Cinderella say after she sent her photos for developing? I'm waiting for my prints to come.
  
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1. Suehila Smith‏ @suehilasmith Apr 11
  
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  lol. I immediately tried this one on my daughter. It's the first time she's laughed at one of my (borrowed) jokes.
  
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1. That Guy‏ @BlueLineBat Apr 11
  
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  Sounds like she’d be better at dodgeball
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1. STANDUP4BREXIT #BritishIndependence‏ @Moameddow Apr 11
  
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1. Krishna Kumar‏ @GodsTeapot Apr 11
  
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  What I started reading this tweet I thought it was going to be, what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball.....?pic.twitter.com/XtU0f1sXJw
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1. david j bockman ‏ @davidbockman Apr 11
  
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  pic.twitter.com/uIh8cdDScG
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1. Aaron D Dyer‏ @aaronddyer Apr 11
  
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  Slipper? I never even met her!
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1. Snoopy Scout‏ @SnoopyScout1 Apr 11
  
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  Well, well, well. . . . .
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1. libertas et integritas‏ @moshuptrail Apr 12
  
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  Actually that is a good tactic in soccer. “Bunch ball” is not good soccer. Running to space makes you available for a pass. Sorry. It was a good joke.
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1. tshurt51‏ @travis515151 Apr 11
  
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  Did you steal this form @GovMikeHuckabee ?
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1. Zamster ‏ @zamster201 Apr 11
  
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  You're drifting perilously close to losing a sub
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1. Pancho Neptune‏ @BardLackey Apr 11
  
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  so does Lebron James these days.
  
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1. An Hero‏ @_AnHero_ Apr 11
  
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  lol I think it's time to stop posting, Stefan
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1. Mr. Brightside‏ @MrBrightsides1 Apr 11
  
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  Only has one shoe Glass shoes are not good for traction She always misses games and blames chores
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1. S. Harp‏ @SHarp56_ Apr 11
  
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  Put Down The Bong.
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