Your metaphors are increasingly harder to understand.
I can’t believe this – my wife just told me to stop acting like a flamingo! I had to put my foot down. Here endeth the Dad joke.
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good joke
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I am about to get a dachsund, because my friend the cowhand used to advise ad nauseam: Get a long little dogie.
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Is your foot hurting ? Is your foot hurting ?
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