Q: What did Communists use to light their homes before the candle? A: Electricity.
Old Soviet joke: two women in a freezing lineup for bread for hours – one of them says: “This is terrible.” The other says, “Yes, but in the capitalist countries, the government doesn’t hand out any bread at all!”
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A Soviet knocks on a door. A boy answers. "Is your father home?" "No. He'll be back in 3 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 13 hours, and 7 minutes." "Where is he?" "In orbit. He's a cosmonaut." "When will your mother be home?" "I don't know." "Where is she?" "In line at the meat market."
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“Dear radio, during my recent trip to Leningrad, I saw oranges, bananas and pineapples. When are they arriving in Vladivostok?” “Next Tuesday, the exhibition is mobile.”
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I tried to RT as well, but the button has mysteriously disappeared
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that's what happens when an acc goes private bro
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Ah, that explains it. Thank you!
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Oh I dunno, apparently every home in the USSR had two TV's. You watch one, the other watches you. I'll get my shabby coat.
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much different from what's going on in USA for the last 10 some years.
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+ possibly even worse here in the UK Daria. We have mass surveillance and a politicised justice system :-( (BTW my 'Russian TVs' joke is at least 35 years old!)
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i know. my point is it's all a joke which would be hilarious if it weren't so tragic. You can't be whitepilled until you are thoroughly blackpilled, but instead the majority just wants to live in their imaginary safezone world defending IT as the most legitimate
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Man & son out for a walk, come across a big fence, guards etc. Scared son says 'who lives behind that fence dad?' 'We do son' says dad. 'We do'.
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How do you make a Venezuelan omelette? 1st steal 3 eggs.
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The irony is that the Chinese are going to prove that the most efficient form of capitalism is totalitarian capitalism. Capitalism and freedom have no connection.
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We don't know yet because it might just be an association not a correlation. Also even if it is, i highly doubt if it's repeatable in any other country because of the increasing activism and freedom for individuality.
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Without government, who would build the bread lines?
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Leninist slogan: "Communism is Soviet power plus electrification of the whole country!" The slogan was subjected to mathematical scrutiny by the people: "Consequently, Soviet power is communism minus electrification, and electrification is communism minus Soviet power"
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