Remedy for stress: *thinks to myself* I can just declare bankruptcy and stiff everybody! Now where's my cocaine?
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Well, I am one and Stephan is right. It can be insanely stressful and lonely.
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How do we know *you* ever were? Evidence please. Thats right, you can't.
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When I started out as a custom home builder, one of my half-brother's told me to buy all of the local pawn shop owners a bottle of good bourbon every month. I ignored him and ended up buying my tools back. A bottle of Blackjack is a reasonable investment.
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