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I used to start my mornings smacking my wife around and teaching my son how to bully other kids. This morning I shaved with a Gillette razor. Now I am changed, I now know that the only way to be a good man is to hate myself for being born a man. Thanks to my razor for fixing me.
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Latest IQ test update now includes " ability to get over commercials"
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F'n LOL!
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Or your 'wives', if that's applicable
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1/10 on creativity
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Solid joke
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