I told my wife no margarine or she risks divorce. I see great minds think alike.
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Some of that is a little dark for young children.
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Thank you for the first hysterical laugh of the year! Highly therapeutic!
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Better correlation than CO2 and global warming!
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Oh no! All those years of working for pool safety wasted! How could I be soo blind and not see the Nicholas Cage effect, OH GOD FORGIVE ME *bitter sobbing*
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Checks out
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This author should win the IgNobel Math Prize!
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lol this is great.
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Hahaha!!
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These are wonderful! Thank you for the share.

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