Here is the basic truth: if you’re a mom, and you faint at home, your children will call an ambulance. If you’re not a mom, your cats will wait about 15 minutes before starting to eat your eyeballs. Your eggs start dying off in your 20s. Choose wisely.
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bold statement coming from an egg
Haha bald guys are like eggs you’re a modern Oscar Wilde
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not an argument
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