Here is the basic truth: if you’re a mom, and you faint at home, your children will call an ambulance. If you’re not a mom, your cats will wait about 15 minutes before starting to eat your eyeballs. Your eggs start dying off in your 20s. Choose wisely.
Ah so that’s where you look for thoughts... Makes sense.
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He tweeted, seated upon porcelain.
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To be fair, Stefan is proud of his. He wants the world to see it
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So you agree to being inferior to cat leavings, Stefan?
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