Here is the basic truth: if you’re a mom, and you faint at home, your children will call an ambulance. If you’re not a mom, your cats will wait about 15 minutes before starting to eat your eyeballs. Your eggs start dying off in your 20s. Choose wisely.
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I have four kids, I raised my whole life. Now they are all gone out into the world & I am left with just my cats. :-/
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