Ah so that’s where you look for thoughts... Makes sense.
Here is the basic truth: if you’re a mom, and you faint at home, your children will call an ambulance. If you’re not a mom, your cats will wait about 15 minutes before starting to eat your eyeballs. Your eggs start dying off in your 20s. Choose wisely.
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He tweeted, seated upon porcelain.
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some foundational biblical truths here: Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord, the fruit of the womb a reward. 4 Like arrows in the hand of a warrior are the children of one's youth. 5 Blessed is the man who fills his quiver with them!
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Stefan isn't even a believer, and he is delivering the message that oh, so many Christian pastors fear to deliver.
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I remember Mark Driscoll once talked about this stuff pretty aggressively if I am not mistaken. but then things went off the rails.
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Oh yeah, it was only LATER that things went off the rails.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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We prefer “child-free.” And it’s wonderful.
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For better or for worse, your parents didn’t think that way.
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i dont think my 2 year old knows how to operate a phone yet....
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I've trained my cat to unhook the line in case the kids try anything
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Or get Life Alert.
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Hello? I've fallen and I can't get up!
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What if the kids are at school?
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I have four kids, I raised my whole life. Now they are all gone out into the world & I am left with just my cats. :-/
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I’m sure grandkids are on the way
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