Professor: “Race is a social construct.” Doctor: “Great, then we can give you an organ donation from a different race.” Professor: “Hell no, that’s just something I say so I can get paid!”
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Doctor: "Look there is a solution for feeling dumb. The Philosopher Stefan Molyneux is in town. Go hear him speak and in comparison any fool will seem like a genius." Patient: "But Doctor, I AM the Philosopher Stefan Molyneux!"
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Just like phrenology in 2018
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At least it's based in reality.
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Awww, someone didn't get the joke and is acting like it wasn't funny to hide it~
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I laughed just fine, I did!
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Hes watching your every move now ypu made a mistake bud
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