Professor: “Race is a social construct.” Doctor: “Great, then we can give you an organ donation from a different race.” Professor: “Hell no, that’s just something I say so I can get paid!”
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... W E G O T H I Mpic.twitter.com/bDNK6qE0Nh
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Absolutely perfect!
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Complete and total accurateness
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Sometimes, there's just nothing to add.
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Self-Own Leprechaun having a strong opening weekend
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He sure is!
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You said it not me
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This will be the first and last tweet of yours I will like. I wholeheartedly agree.
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Good to hear you admit it. Now go find a new line of work.
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*Stan Molyneaux
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