Professor: “Race is a social construct.” Doctor: “Great, then we can give you an organ donation from a different race.” Professor: “Hell no, that’s just something I say so I can get paid!”
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Replying to @LamentMyIcarus
Why are you using the phrase “white men” when there is no such thing as race? Did you miss-type “unicorn”?
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Haha are you saying there are no physical markers for the existence of a wedding? No bad bridesmaids dresses, no powdery cake, no drunken uncles and kids dancing on their fathers’ toes? You should go into business: ghost wedding planner!
2:39 PM - 9 Dec 2018
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