Stefan MolyneuxVerified account

There's probably more poo found in the food than on the touchscreens

McDonalds is just a public restroom with an emergency food bar attached.

McCrap

We live in a world covered with poo. We have illusions of cleanliness because our vision isn't good enough to see bacteria.

This has made massive positive moves towards my diet

At least its not supersized.

Never touch stuff in these places if at all possible...

Probably came from the food

Hence the Purell on the side of the screen

Wow people really are gross, but as Monty Python expressed through their dramatic performance; much of our history was spent in "filth". And homes were shared with livestock. McD's will just have to hire someone to wipe screens after every use.

My wife refuses to use them. Her reason is much simpler though. "I don't get paid to take orders."

(And the patrons SCATtered)

Apparently they don't read the sign in the bathroom that says, 'all employees must wash hands'.

This is what happens when you only tell the employees they must all wash their hands this must include customers too