Asked my better half what he would do if single... "I would get one of those body cams and wear it everywhere and in every situation, its too damn risky to not have video proof"
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If he was never at “that party” then he would have no footage and no proof.
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Logic, woo hoo! Seriously, I do not understand why people have completely vacated that principle. If he had vid footage though for the time he could support he was elsewhere
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That's EXACTLY why I only date Republican women these days
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I would video every sexual experience that I was in, with asking her to consent to everything we going to do
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That might protect you if an allegation ever went to court, but it will do nothing in the court of public opinion, aka social media.
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If you liked this can you please follow me? I LOVE jokes and making light of a topic
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Dude, you think women who eat Supergirl Spaghetti-Os are too dangerous to date. I'm surprised you're able to leave your house on a regular basis.pic.twitter.com/LXFGCdizQR
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To be fair, ANYONE who eats spaghetti-Os is probably dangerous to date. It’s not appropriate to date children...
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When society collapses, my stockpile of Beef-A-Roni and Dinty Moore Beef Stew will be the new bullion. In six months, I'm gonna be richer than astronauts!
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Ramen and canned beans. Also water.
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