My wife has a boyfriend as well. It’s me. You are a softcock
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I suppose the only thing to take from this is to be honest with yourself and deal with your childhood before starting a family.
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I hope you were speaking to Rodney Dangerfield with a ouija board.
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The beginning of wisdom is to use words honestly. She's not your wife.
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