When I die, I just don’t want to be f*cked by a security guard at the hospital.http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/24/hospital-security-guard-caught-having-sex-with-womans-corpse-authorities-say.html …
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WTF??!!!

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When I die, I don't care, I'll be dead, that's the benefit.
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When i die i want my head frozen and launched into space in which ever direction ill travel the farthest before hitting anything That way I have the best possible chance of aliens finding me and giving me a bad ass robot body
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And don’t speak up about me.Everybody attending knew or knew about me.Let’s get the hell out of here!
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I like this too, LJ! Agree with your sentiments as well as Stefans!
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And it probably shouldn’t last a week.
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Agreed, Stefan. So eloquently conveyed. Have great day!
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Fake enemies? What planet do you live on?
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When I die, my daughter amended my will so my wife will be buried with me. She was fine with that, until she realized that it was without regard for her current state!



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You mean you're not going to send invitations or tell people they can't come
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Light on, Stephanie!
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who is stefan mollusc?
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Not fake.
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Amen!
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