Ready for the bombs to drop. Where's that reset button?
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I own a penis, does my front hole get a new name too?
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Front stick?
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I know someone who’s parents were so square (highly religious family) that they never referred to genitalia as anything other than “front bottoms” when speaking to or in front of the kids.



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So now that they have destroyed masculinity and they’re still not happy they’re going to destroy femininity. Wait they’ve already done that with poop green buzz cuts and land whale bodies.
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Cliff and/or bridge... My hopes for humanity...pic.twitter.com/VXzhxkspzV
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This has to be a joke.
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How about Inny and outty. That’s inclusive. My mouth has been renamed food hole.
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Does this mean that I can no longer refer to my penis as "Mr. Happy"?
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Yay, progress.
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Have laughed until the tears rolled. I love it - I think I prefer "front hole."
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You couldn't make it up could you hahahahahaha


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this is why Republicans won
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