BREAKING: Also included in this report, he once helped himself to seconds to Costco samples in February, 2000. Granola, to be exact.
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Or, used a No. 3 pencil in 4th grade!
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As a teaser, in order to promote the big reveal of the "breaking news,"
@maddow will breathlessly tell us that she has actual proof.
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Once in the Boy Scout he failed in lightning a fire.
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Has ANYONE checked the integrity of his mattress tags???
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Bork's video rental history was leaked to the press.
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He failed an eye test.
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I heard he sneaked a cookie from the cookie jar when he was 3.
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And she persisted in trying to get 'round him.
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CNN says there was one time he didn't put the toilet seat back down
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I’m waiting to hear how he glanced in the direction of a woman and is thus guilty of eye rape.
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The best laugh of the night

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If so, maybe their will be need for a national crowd funding campaign to pay the overdue fines...
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For shame!!! Prosecute!!
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