Is that masturbating Monday, tossing Tuesday, wanking Wednesday, two-handed Thursday, F’yourself Friday, self-satisfying Saturday, or... c’mon take a break, it’s Sunday?
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Stefan, Planned Parenthood has allowed Blacks to keep our population down, isn't that of value to the taxpayer?
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If defunded, how will people know when to masturbate?
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What... when did masterbation month become a thing?
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It's only a matter of time before this hits the karoke bars
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You've seen liberal women, right?
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Beat it by Michael Jackson is most requested during masturbation month.
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This might actually be a good thing, every month should be masterbation month for leftards, let's hope they rub themselves right out of the gene pool we don't need anymore of them stinking up the planet
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I keep looking at the image, closing it, opening it and hoping I’m missing something that makes it not terrible
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I’m sure the writers of the constitution intended for this to be in there. You just have to apply the correct interpretation, right?
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What a lot a wank
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A month! Just think of the stomach ache.
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