Startup L. Jackson

@StartupLJackson

Don't be telling me about social media. I'm the social media fucking master.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Aug 2015
  2. Jun 3

    Taking preorders for SLJ cryptocurrency.

  3. Feb 27

    This game is great*. SLJ card should be more powerful though. *according to the creators of this game.

  4. Jan 27

    And tell them you're Christian. Don't worry, they aren't really either.

  5. 9 Dec 2016
  6. 13 Jul 2016

    America wasn't made great by assholes like Trump. America was made great by assholes like you.

  7. 31 Dec 2015

    Do you have a Nobel Prize or did your last album chart? Welcome to the US!

  8. 31 Dec 2015

    As far as I'm concerned, George Lucas died in a plane crash in 1987 along with Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson. RIP, untainted genius.

  9. 31 Dec 2015

    It's when you realize that you'll never actually recoup your investment in hardware & electricity.

  10. 31 Dec 2015
    Replying to

    The solution would presumably involve rejecting legit blocks mined by miners who choose to maximize their own profits.

  11. 31 Dec 2015

    People are now trying to figure our how to maximize BTC transaction fees. Miners of the world unite!

  12. 31 Dec 2015

    I love talking to potential dev hires abt quality. It tells you a lot about their values & how they view their role.

  13. 31 Dec 2015

    "QA teams represent the alienation of product teams from their labor." — Startup Marx

  14. 31 Dec 2015

    Values aren't achieved through specialization. Imagine a VP of teamwork.

  15. 30 Dec 2015

    Current status: Messaging Etsy sellers to tell them what I find lacking in their designs.

  16. 30 Dec 2015

    There are more Walmart locations in the Bay Area than there are Blue Bottle locations on Earth.

  17. 30 Dec 2015
    Replying to

    If you want to understand this, go talk to somebody who shops at Walmart every week about Wish. Caution: you may have to leave SF.

  18. 30 Dec 2015
  19. 30 Dec 2015

    Free idea: start holding mock earnings calls for unicorns that really ought to have gone public already.

  20. 30 Dec 2015

    Fidelity feels that Blue Bottle isn't hiring 10x baristas.

  21. 30 Dec 2015

    The next generation of unicorns will remember this.

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