Dear parents, if your children caught you pretending to be Santa giving them presents while they're sleeping, don't panic. Here's what you can say: "Hey kid, this is Santa. I'm borrowing this man's/woman's body so I can deliver this gift to you. What a nice body ho ho ho"
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