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Ali Hassan
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Author of IS THERE BACON IN HEAVEN, out with Simon & Schuster on Sept 27th! Check out the website for upcoming touring
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I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.
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