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Kristoffer
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Honolulu, HIJoined December 2010
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The keys to hospitality. @ Waikiki, Hawaii
Look, I understand how radio and television* station callsign allocation works, but can’t we all agree that KHON should be a Balmore station? @ Waikiki, Hawaii
Just posted a photo @ Waikiki, Hawaii
I heard the place is overrated….cloudy
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Do you think the other trees make fun of this incessantly or just sporadically? @ Waikiki, Hawaii
Anti-Semitic display projected on building in downtown West Palm Beach
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When I think Hawaii, I think Wicked Maine Lobster! 🦞
Marlon Wayans at Blue Note Waikiki, Hawaii, USA.
Who’s in our STAY REAL CREW!? @ Waikiki, Hawaii
BRO-TIP OF THE DAY: here’s a lesson for you! These so called “lady’s” purse holder under the bar can be used to hold all sorts of manly stuff! This lesson cost some bloke about $350
The BIG NEWS here is that I think I’ve stumbled upon yet another “I’m leaving Twitter™️” loophole! And another thing, I’m not mad. Please don’t let them put in the newspaper that I was mad! 🤙 @ Waikiki, Hawaii
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“Oh! Hello! I… didn’t see you there.” @ Honolulu, Hawaii
Celebrating the re-re-reopening of a classic neighborhood by politely walking past for vegetarian nachos and a Cadillac™️ Margarita at ! @ Alejandros Kapahulu
It’s After Eight Somewhere! 🦜 @ Waikiki, Hawaii
Some people don’t appreciate the “four boobs” look. Here, I think Ms. Black nails it, yet again!
Check out rebecca black's video! #TikTok
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3D Printers should get a day off where they can just make whatever they want with Easy Cheese. 👩⚖️
2020HST TUE 10JAN23
} it’s phat boy o’clock, yeah it’s 5:30 somewhere 🦜{
THINKING OF STARTING MY PHASE! 🤣🤙 @ Waikiki, Hawaii
In the song Sweet Home Alabama, are the lyrics “Now Watergate does not bother me, does your conscience bother you, tell the truth” equivalent to “Now Trump-Russia doesn’t bother me, what about Hillary’s emails and Democrat collusion?”
- Yes29.6%
- No54.1%
- Other (explain)16.3%
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Does it also bother you that Lynrd Skynrd doesn't remind you to turn it back down at the end of Sweet Home Alabama?
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Sweet Home Alabama, because I’m obedient.
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What's the one song, that when you hear it, instantly turn up the volume?
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I haven’t tasted it yet to figure out the “plus” part… so far just the price ($5.73) @ Honolulu, Hawaii
Great movie thank you
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Food-journaling My Fitness Journey™️! 💚 @ Waikiki, Hawaii
Compelling argument, but only because they were presumably tall or had a decent vertical leap. When was Aaron Raj’s last full combine? @ Waikiki, Hawaii
Oh, your a “fan”, name five states! @ Target Oahu Honolulu Ala Moana
My feet are considering starting an OnlyFans™️ and I’ve been instructed that sand on my toes is the teasequivalent of pasties on ( female ) nipples. Is this correct? Sounds a bit ‘pect.
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This “staycation” has taught me that I’m not getting enough fiber and gold leaf in my regular diet.
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Gone Fission’ 🎣! @ Four Seasons Resorts Lanai
I just bought tickets to TUMUA: SPECIAL TAPING - SAT, APR 22, 2023, 7:00 PM, at hawaiitheatre.secure.force.com/ticket/?eventI
No matter how smart you think you are, I could convince all y’all’s children that when Reagan cancelled the (fake) Star Wars program, what he actually agreed to was to cancel (or at least postpone) the (real) Star Wars program. That’s why Episode one came out during Clinton.
I came here to do two things:
#1. Judge not
#2. That ye be not judged.
..: and I’m all outta not judging Ye.
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