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The Work of Director Justin Staggs - Music Video Reel Please RT and follow for the latest on my projects.pic.twitter.com/GHiLWQO7Bd
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Have you tried playing with a dog’s floppy velvety ears? - me as a therapist
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Aqualung Man: -Sitting on a park bench -Eyeing little girls with bad intent -Snot running down his nose -Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
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Crescent rolls are just gentrified croissants, prove me wrong.
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You know it’s going to be a kickass fight scene when it begins with bagpipes.
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*attaches wheels to a mollusk* ME: ᴹᵘˢˢᵉˡ ᶜᵃʳ
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Bruce Banner: *struggling to open jar of tomato sauce* Wife: Thor’s hot Hulk: *opens jar of tomato sauce* Wife: Thanks dear
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Chief Brody, Hooper and Quint.https://twitter.com/thedceu/status/1080621220981133312 …
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Mrs. Butterworth is so hot.
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A chick got arrested in Arizona for sending her ex 159,000 texts and threatening to eat his kidneys. Knowing how crazy works, the most surprising aspect of the story was that it didn’t happen in Florida.
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Aquaman: - fights the kraken - rides sharks - wields mystical trident Awkward Man: - 5% success rate on high fives - says “you too” to waiter who tells him to enjoy his meal - says “I love you” at end of a customer service call
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Listen, don’t appoint me the Banker for Monopoly™ unless you’re prepared for me to make it rain EVERY time there’s a pay out. every. time.
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ME: *slides down but then starts to climb back up* That was so much fun I wanna go again! FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Sir, this was a water landing. I need to evacuate the other passengers.
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Please don't dance and cuss. It sets a bad example for the babies in our concentration camps.
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You know what they can't shut down? Love.
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DURAN:
hungry enough to eat a horse
OTHER DURAN: that’s not a sexy kind of hungry tho
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[Winning the lottery] Me: I wish for unlimited wishes Lotto representative: Ma'am that's not how this works Me: I WISH FOR MY DOG TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO ME
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[spooning] HER: Baby, what’re you thinking about? ME: Nothing. HER: Come on. You gotta be thinking about something. ME: It would be kinda cool to see how The Predator eats corn on the cob. I bet they don’t even need cornholders.
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Absolutely no one can prove the Predator wasn't in every scene of 'Sense and Sensibility.'
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[at the movies] me: wanna make out? date: no me: *turns to other side* you?
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