Justin Staggs

@Staggfilms

Creator of award winning films (Domina, Elixir, Dual) & music videos (Foo Fighters, Against Me!, NOFX).

Minneapolis, MN
Joined November 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Aug 2016

    The Work of Director Justin Staggs - Music Video Reel Please RT and follow for the latest on my projects.

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Have you tried playing with a dog’s floppy velvety ears? - me as a therapist

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  3. Retweeted
    7 hours ago
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    Aqualung Man: -Sitting on a park bench -Eyeing little girls with bad intent -Snot running down his nose -Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes

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  4. 7 hours ago

    Crescent rolls are just gentrified croissants, prove me wrong.

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  5. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    You know it’s going to be a kickass fight scene when it begins with bagpipes.

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  6. Retweeted
    30 Jul 2018

    *attaches wheels to a mollusk* ME: ᴹᵘˢˢᵉˡ ᶜᵃʳ

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  7. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Bruce Banner: *struggling to open jar of tomato sauce* Wife: Thor’s hot Hulk: *opens jar of tomato sauce* Wife: Thanks dear

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    18 hours ago
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    14 hours ago

    Mrs. Butterworth is so hot.

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    A chick got arrested in Arizona for sending her ex 159,000 texts and threatening to eat his kidneys. Knowing how crazy works, the most surprising aspect of the story was that it didn’t happen in Florida.

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  11. 11 hours ago

    Aquaman: - fights the kraken - rides sharks - wields mystical trident Awkward Man: - 5% success rate on high fives - says “you too” to waiter who tells him to enjoy his meal - says “I love you” at end of a customer service call

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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  13. 11 hours ago

    Listen, don’t appoint me the Banker for Monopoly™ unless you’re prepared for me to make it rain EVERY time there’s a pay out. every. time.

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  14. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    ME: *slides down but then starts to climb back up* That was so much fun I wanna go again! FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Sir, this was a water landing. I need to evacuate the other passengers.

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    Please don't dance and cuss. It sets a bad example for the babies in our concentration camps.

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  16. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    You know what they can't shut down? Love.

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  17. 13 hours ago

    DURAN: 🎵hungry enough to eat a horse🎵 OTHER DURAN: that’s not a sexy kind of hungry tho DURAN: let’s keep working on it

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  18. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    [Winning the lottery] Me: I wish for unlimited wishes Lotto representative: Ma'am that's not how this works Me: I WISH FOR MY DOG TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO ME

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  19. Retweeted
    9 Aug 2018

    [spooning] HER: Baby, what’re you thinking about? ME: Nothing. HER: Come on. You gotta be thinking about something. ME: It would be kinda cool to see how The Predator eats corn on the cob. I bet they don’t even need cornholders.

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  20. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Absolutely no one can prove the Predator wasn't in every scene of 'Sense and Sensibility.'

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  21. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    [at the movies] me: wanna make out? date: no me: *turns to other side* you?

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