"Hey, just so you know, you aren't supposed to drop your pants and take a shit during your talk." "...I wasn't...planning to?" "Good. Don't. Because if you do, we will punish you." "I...what?" "NO. SHITTING." "I wasn't..." <SLAMS whip down on the table, glaring>
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One almost, almost infers that waving the whip around is the whole point.
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what would be a better way
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Let go of the fantasy that a small gang of church ladies can half-ass a set of universal marching orders as if the world were one giant kindergarten and be anything but a disaster.
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So I’m guessing my “DevOps is just like my penis” talk has not been accepted?
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Growth mindset!
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. Banned in Sweden. SubGenius, Zhuangist, white-hat troll. Defrocked mathematician. Brain problems.