You have to be at least level 15 to equip an AR-15, it's in the name. These were probably level 1 cops, so they'd have a 70% penalty to their attacks. https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/967187180547465216 …
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Look, let's be generous and assume the SRO guy was level 5, since he's a named NPC. Even with full flanking bonuses he's at best hitting the guy twice for 1-6 damage a round. At level 15 the kid has at least 80 hit points. There's just no way.
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You know that the cops were all NPCs because a PC would have realized the obvious strategy: go to the parking lot, find a truck, drive into the school and run the kid down. A Ford F-150 has 150 hit points. Thus the name.
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Replying to @St_Rev
I thought it was 150 damage. That's why I went for the Chrysler 200 instead.
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Replying to @NebulousASK
Argh, that would have made the joke so much better!
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