Holy jesus the simulation is real
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One restaurant, two stories
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So, when we sat, couple next to use was really, really old. Dude looked like the old man from Up. They ordered ribs, and then they left. Next couple at that table looked exactly the same, ordered the ribs too. Both the wives cut up their husband's food.
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Second is kinda tl;dr but Jason bought me boots special order that didn't fit and I met the lady who bought them after I returned them.
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Also: IRL "Ah, you like the sauce!" moment.
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