well you see, up North, the miners used to go down to the pits with a hunk of cheddar, and they'd use what they could afford. So they'd grind up charcoal to pad out their oat cakes, which slowly became crackers.....which now people pay £8 per packet for.
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No wonder you lost the empire
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Worms?
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I wouldn't call the British *worms* exactly
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Originally they had ten grains (2/3 gram) of charcoal each. Don’t know about nowadays. I don’t think I’d mind that.
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IT IS NOT OKAY GOOLEY
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I’d have to have severe flatulence to seek them out, I must admit. Also play havoc with oral medications perhaps.
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It's good for your teeth. I mean your breath, because the NHS doesn't pay to help you take care of your teeth?
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I firmly believe the British Empire was mostly about finding better food.
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