Pretty sure this is "humor". Author is "a prominent heroin addict and volunteers throughout Central Ohio showing new junkies the ropes."
"Obama Misses Friend’s Wedding, Apologizes with Massive Drone Strike on Reception"
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"Obama Misses Friend’s Wedding, Apologizes with Massive Drone Strike on Reception"