Actually I was already biting my lips hard to keep from barking and grimacing but that's normal for me bc Tourette's.
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buddy they won't even let me fuck the couch
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I wonder when the Webster's Collegiate will capitulate on this one and treat it as standard.
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LYING. LYING FLAT. LAY
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"flat" is the cute futon in the next aisle, the sofa's been reading PUA manuals
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Best let Walmart couches lie.
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